Ninety-Two Heads

A launch evaluation · Frontier · in two voices

Act one, scene one

Ninety-Two
Heads

Two settlers stand on a shore with a boat, four planks and a week of food, tossing a coin. It keeps coming down the same way. Only one of them thinks this is worth mentioning.

The run, as the valley recorded it

Nine hundred times a settler walked to a site to be told there was no iron for a saw, and nothing anywhere said so.

That is the whole of this evaluation in one sentence, and everything below is an attempt to be fair about a game whose signature failure mode is a success message.

Exhibit i

What is actually on the coast

12,613lines in src
40things a settler may wish for
12buildings, all voted for
9goods, five of them made
29verbs a mind may say
5checks that fail the build
1world, no seed, deterministic
0ways to win or lose

An isometric settlement where the people are agents. Each has a trade, traits rolled from a seed, needs, tools, a bed or the floor, three goals across three horizons, a private history and an opinion of everybody else. They gather, haul, build, trade, help each other, fall out, file written requests for features the game does not have, hold a ranked vote on them, and occasionally walk off to found a settlement of their own. With Ollama running they think with a local model. Without one they think with the game's own catalogue and nothing about the game changes.

Scene two — a stand of trees, already cut

In which the strengths are established, against their will

Tove

There is no rung that is not stood on.

Rowan

Say it again but as though you know what it means.

Tove

A saw is a metal blade. A blade is iron. Iron is a furnace. A furnace is four boards. Boards come off a saw.

Rowan

Then we are finished before we started.

Tove

No. You can hew a board out of three logs with an axe, badly, wasting most of the tree. That one line is what the whole game above a house rests on. Eight of the twelve buildings. Three of the nine goods.

She is right, and the check prints it in bold every time it runs, and for three sittings nobody could say the word. It was in neither the model's vocabulary nor the parser. An instruction to hew produced a settler walking in a circle and a feed line reporting success.

Rowan

So it was true and unreachable.

Tove

Most things here were, for a while. That is the interesting part.

Exhibit ii

What is genuinely good, stated without hedging

Scene three — the same shore, later, no wiser

In which they carry the letter that condemns them

Rowan

I asked for a kiln.

Tove

And?

Rowan

Nobody voted for it. Nought votes. Half this wood would be worth more burned down than it is as wood, I said, which is true, and there is no metal in this valley without it.

Tove

Sula asked for the furnace instead. Forty-six votes. It carried outright.

Rowan

Then they have a furnace.

Tove

They have a kiln.

A pause, of the kind that is not dramatic so much as procedural.

Rowan

…they voted for a furnace and were given a kiln.

Tove

The words were filed under the wrong heading on the day they were written. wish-22. It reads, word for word, as the furnace's own plain statement of itself. It is on the record as a kiln. It carried. The settlement was granted a charcoal kiln for a vote about a furnace, and with no furnace there is no iron, with no iron no saw, with no saw no boards, and with no boards a valley that has agreed to a cart, a store, a shelter, a joiner and a shaft and can build none of them.

Rowan

Can it be put right?

Tove

No. The game does not retcon a decision. The check reports it every time it runs, without failing, for ever.

Rowan

That is either a principle or a bug.

Tove

It is a principle. That is what is frightening about it.

Exhibit iii

What is broken, thin, or quietly not there

Scene four — enter the borrowed mind

In which the thing that speaks through them is late

A model is running on the next port. It is healthy. It has been healthy for forty-five minutes. Nobody can be told anything.

Rowan

What are we waiting for?

Tove

An answer to a question we stopped asking two hundred and seventy-seven seconds ago.

Rowan

Then it will not be for us.

Tove

It will not. But nothing cancelled it, so it is still coming, and it is standing in front of the next one, which will also be late, which is how the line got to eight.

The game built its own queue out of its own abandoned requests and then recorded the delay against the model. There were eight simultaneous connections open, every one of them work already given up on, each dying at a five-minute ceiling only to be replaced.

Rowan

And the first thing it said, when it could finally say anything?

Tove

Stone first, then sawmill.

Rowan

…that is quite good.

Tove

It is the best thing anyone has ever said here. It took a 30-billion-parameter model, a rewritten context window and three separate faults to get four words out of a hill.

Exhibit iv

The ledger, as the record has it

Every number below is printed by the repository's own checks or measured off a probe run
What was countedBeforeNow
Wishes filed, all runs248248
On the record5151
Granted3737
Outstanding, every one actionable1414
Refused as duplicates569569
The catalogue could not hear6868
Carried, granting the wrong thing33
Verbs a mind may say2929
Verbs it was told about1129
Buildings named in the menu by hand50
Negation pairs misheard, of 1,5562610
Felling a tree, bare hands, told2.609.29
Felling a tree, iron tools, told2.601.53
A blunt axe, as a share of a sharp one1.000.55

The two columns are not a before-and-after of quality. They are a before-and-after of whether the game was telling the truth about itself, which is the only axis this project has ever moved along, and it has moved along it in one direction for its entire life without ever arriving.

Scene five — a boat

In which they attempt to establish who this is for

Rowan

Who is watching?

Tove

Is that a question?

Rowan

Is it not?

Tove

Do you want it to be?

Rowan

Would it help?

Tove

Somebody who wants a city builder will last nine minutes. There is no build menu. There is a ballot.

Rowan

And somebody who wants agents?

Tove

Will find the only worked example anywhere of a simulation that fails a build because a decision it granted turned out to grant nothing. That is not a game feature. That is a discipline, and it has a shape, and the shape is transferable.

Rowan

So it is a game for the people who write the things that would play it.

Tove

Yes.

Rowan

That is a very small shore.

Tove

It is the shore we came ashore on.

Exhibit v — the verdict

Ship it. Do not ship it as a game.

It is not a game that is finished. It is a game that has never once claimed to be, except for the one time it did, and then took it back in writing.

Scene six — and then there are none

Curtain

Rowan

We had a chance, didn't we? Early on. There must have been a moment where we could have said — no.

Tove

There was. Forty times. It is called the ballot and we won most of them.

Rowan

Then why is there still nothing here but houses?

Tove

Because a vote is permission, and permission is worth exactly as much as the pile of materials behind it. All right, then. I don't care. I've had enough. To tell you the truth, I'm relie—

She is not interrupted. Nothing interrupts her. The valley goes on exactly as it did, which is the only symptom, and always was.